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This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, rebellious voice — clean white canvas with gritty black artwork that reads like a rider’s motto. Front: a skeletal hand flashing a peace/victory sign framed by the phrase “I don’t ride on the crazy train — I drive it.” Back: large hand-lettered statement in distressed type that fills the shoulder blade area. The feel is lived-in and unapologetic: the shirt layers easily under a leather jacket or stands alone with worn jeans. Breathable ring-spun cotton keeps the print crisp while staying comfortable on long rides, weekend meetups, or late-night bonfires. Subtle natural flecks available in raw cotton tones add character without distracting from the graphic. Built with stable shoulder tape and a resilient ribbed collar so this piece keeps its shape after many wears and washes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Bold front and back high-contrast prints (DTG/DTF where applicable)
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I Don’t Ride On The Crazy Train I Drive It T-Shirt — Funny Rock Skull Tee
$19.99
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$19.99
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Bold front and back high-contrast prints (DTG/DTF where applicable)
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for quality and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors